超搞笑的英語笑話大全
運用唱歌、笑話這種形式進行初中英語教學,能夠培養學生學習英語的興趣,讓他們在愉快,輕鬆的氛圍中獲得知識。小編精心收集了超搞笑的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
Ten Candies
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“Then,” Mother asks.
“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
十塊糖
媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”
“10塊。”吉姆說。
“10塊?”媽媽問。
“是的，媽媽。因爲4塊在我的肚子裏面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎?”
超搞笑的英語笑話篇2Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”
Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”
But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”
蒼蠅好吃嗎?
託尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，託尼問他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
爸爸皺眉說：“我想不好吃。你怎麼會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”
可是託尼說：“剛纔你盤子裏有一隻蒼蠅。”
超搞笑的英語笑話篇3Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老闆說：“我今天早上起牀一點麻煩都沒有。”
“好啊!”老闆吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
超搞笑的英語笑話篇4爸爸，給我一角錢
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。
父親：兒子，你不認爲你已經長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎?
兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎?
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