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"憤怒的小鳥"戰鬥力排行榜:有圖有評價

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"憤怒的小鳥"戰鬥力排行榜:有圖有評價

戰鬥力從低到高依次爲:

小綠鳥兒:
If this was a bird in real life, I'd stir-fry it all the way back to the endangered list.
這鳥兒要是真的,我就炸了她吃,直到這貨成爲頻危物種。

On par with throwing a frisbee into a category 5 tornado and hoping your dog will catch it.
這隻鳥兒的戰鬥力啊……就相當於將一個飛盤扔到五級龍捲風裏,然後指望你的狗把飛盤撿回來。

This bird is a piece of shit.
這鳥兒太爛了

小白鳥兒:
Exciting at first until you realize that the bombs he drops do less damage than piss-filled water balloons.
一開始覺得它挺牛X,不過後來發現他的戰鬥力還不如一個裝滿尿的水球。

小紅鳥兒:
Fun bird to use if you enjoy throwing ping pong balls at a navy destroyer.
如果你喜歡往驅逐艦上扔乒乓球,你就玩小紅鳥兒吧。

Although the giant version of this bird is excellent, he is like an obese wrecking ball.
雖然它的超大版本看上去不錯,但怎麼看怎麼像一個過度肥胖的落錘式破碎機。

小藍鳥兒:
Crappy bird that explodes into three smaller crappier birds.
挺糾結的小鳥,一爆炸還爆炸成三隻更小更糾結的小鳥。

小黃鳥兒:
Can break through stuff.
有衝破阻礙的能力。

Makes you feel like you are actually being strategic instead of just flinging birds until you pass the level.
讓你覺得自己還是很有戰鬥策略的,而不是隻傻傻地一直扔鳥。

小黑鳥兒:
Blows up half the level.
扔一個,砸掉一半關卡。

Like hunting bunny rabbits using a hydrogen bomb.
有殺雞用牛刀的感覺。

Most satisfying bird ever.
有史以來最讓人滿意的小鳥。