“天生臭臉”患者的自白：別誤會 我沒有不高興

The concept of “bitchy resting face” may have started off as a joke, but ever since the fake PSA went live – garnering more than 2 million hits on the comedy site Funny or Die and YouTube – scores of women have come forward to own up to the “disorder.”
剛開始出現“天生臭臉”一詞時大多都是開玩笑，但當仿美攝影協會的這段視頻公佈在網上時，許多女性都發現自己患有這種“疾病”。現在在YouTube和喜劇網站Funny or Die上，這段視頻有超過200萬的點擊量。

Actress Anna Paquin of True Blood bemoaned her “BRF” during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last week, saying that despite being happy and satisfied with her life, her default face makes her look like she “wants to kill people.”
上週，《真愛如血》女演員安娜-帕奎因在吉米·坎摩爾秀上吐槽說，雖然她很幸福，對生活很滿意，但自己的“天生臭臉”使她看上去“總像是想殺人”。

“I need to print this on business cards so I can hand it out to people who stop me and ask why I’m unhappy or angry or tell me to smile on a daily basis,” one commenter wrote in response to the video.
有位網友在視頻下面評論道：“我應該把這個印在名片上發出去，省得別人總是問我爲什麼生氣不開心，或者叫我每天都要微笑面對生活了。”

Written by journalist and comedian Taylor Orci, the short video was created as a parody of commercials for seemingly pseudo medical disorders. But does bitchy resting face – and its male equivalent, “asshole resting face” -- actually exist?
這段錄像由記者兼喜劇演員泰勒-奧茨製作，是來模仿爲一些看起來像假的身體疾病拍攝的廣告。但這個男女都有的“天生臭臉”病真的存在嗎？

Absolutely, says Michigan-based plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn.
“當然存在的。” 來自密歇根的整容手術師安東尼-楊回答道。

“Bitchy resting face is a definite phenomenon that plastic surgeons like myself have described, just never with that term,” he says. “Basically many of us have features that we inherit and/or develop with age that can make us look unpleasant, grumpy, or even, yes, bitchy.”
他說：“我們這些整形師常會遇到‘天生臭臉’，只不過我們有專門術語。大體來說，許多人天生就是，或是隨着年齡增長會看起來苦大仇深、脾氣暴躁，有一張犯賤的臭臉。”

Youn says many plastic surgeons perform what he calls “expression surgeries,” procedures meant to improve resting facial expressions.
但楊醫生說，許多稱爲“表情手術”的整形術能改善這種“天生臭臉”。