經典英語短笑話摘抄大全
笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。本站小編整理了經典英語短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
Visiting A Chicken Farm
參觀養雞場
One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.
老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一隻小雞破殼而出。
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.
“看見一個小生命從蛋殼裏出來，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說。
"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be More wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”
“是的，老師，”一個男學生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鑽進蛋殼裏的那就更奇妙了。”
經典英語短笑話篇二in a second
A man goes to church and starts talking to God says:God what's a million dollars to you and God says :a penny the man says God what is a million years to you ?and God says the seconds , then the man says :God can I have a penny ?and God says :in a second
一個男人去教堂和上帝對話，他問一百萬美元對你來說算什麼，上帝說算一便士，男人問上帝那一百年對你來說算什麼，上帝說算兩天，男人便問呢可否給我一便士，上帝說：請你等兩天。
經典英語短笑話篇三new teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。
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