兒童英語幽默搞笑的笑話

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　　搞笑的英語幽默笑話

Goldfish 金魚

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

fred: where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

stan: in the bathroom.

斯丹：浴室。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

stan: blindfold(矇眼睛) them!

斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　有趣的英語笑話

How do I get the gum out

distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"

當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機着陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裏面取出來呢?”

　　少兒英語幽默笑話

who was the first man? 誰是世界上第一個男人

a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?”

一個老師問她的學生：“誰是世界上第一個男人”

“george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.

一個小男孩立刻大聲說：“喬治.華盛頓。”

“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

老師帶着寵溺的笑容問這個男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個男人呢。”

“because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

這個男孩子說：“因爲，他是第一個挑起戰爭，第一個主張和平，並且是第一個深得民心的人。”