英語短笑話

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　　哪有人能彎腰彎那麼低的啊?

How could anyone stoop so low?

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"

我們的餐廳經理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我應該說，他是有點矮!一天，經理怒氣衝衝地撞門而入，高聲說，

“有人拿了我的錢包!”

我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：

“哪有人能彎腰彎那麼低的啊”!

　　小女孩的願望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那麼他們就不用整天踮着腳尖了。

　　你認識他嗎

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

當然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎?

有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上週六嫁給了他。