有趣的英語小笑話 帶翻譯

學習英語可以是一個枯燥的過程，也可以是一個有趣的過程。小編在此獻上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有所幫助。

　英語幽默小笑話：孩子的視角

On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today'?"

在上學第一天回家的路上，父親問兒子，“你今天在學校做了什麼?”

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

小男孩聳聳肩說:“沒什麼。”

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

爲了把兒了引到談話中來，父親繼續着話題，說道:“那麼，你學習了任何數字、字母或者也許什麼特定的顏色嗎7”

The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"

困惑的孩子看着父親說:“爸爸，難道你是一個小男孩的時候沒有上過學嗎?”

英語幽默小笑話：上帝失蹤了

There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house, or if somebody's dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were-the brothers. One day the boys' mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of God in them so that they would mend their ways. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one at a time. When the younger boy came, he made him sit and asked him: "Where is God?" The boy did not answer. The priest asked again, in a louder voice: "Where is God?" The boy remained silent. But when the priest asked the same question for a third time, the boy jumped up and ran away. He went straight to his brother. "We are in big trouble!" he gasped. "What's wrong'?" asked the older boy, warily, wondering which of their sins had caught up with them. "God is missing," said the youngster, "and they think we have something to do with it!"

有兩兄弟總是搞惡作劇。如果有人被鎖在自己的房子裏，或者誰家的狗被漆成了綠色，人們總知道誰是罪魁禍首—兄弟倆。一天，男孩的母親請牧師和她的兒子們談談，讓他們對上帝感到敬畏，以便他們能改善他們的行爲。牧師叫她把兩兄弟一個一個地送過來。年幼一些的孩子過來了，牧師讓他坐下，問他:“上帝在哪裏?”男孩沒有回答。牧師又問，這次聲音更大了:“上帝在哪裏?”男孩仍然保持沉默。當牧師第三次問同樣的問題時，男孩跳起來跑走了。他直奔向他的哥哥。“我們有大麻煩了!”他喘着氣說。“你怎麼了?”年長的男孩謹慎地問，想知道到底因爲他們做的哪件壞事人們要逮捕他倆。“上帝不見了，”弟弟說，“他們認爲這事和我們有關!”

英語幽默小笑話：老師與學生之間的對話

(1)Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's.

老師:這篇有關狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。

Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.

學生:是的，先生，這是同一只狗。

(2)Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

教師:我想要你們告訴我你們能想出的最長的句子。

Pupil: Life imprisonment!

學生:終身監禁。

(3)Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

教師:爲什麼早期的歷史被稱爲黑暗時代?

Pupil: Because there were so many knights!

學生:因爲那時有許多騎士!

(4)Teacher: What is the Great Depression?

教師:什麼是大蕭條?

Pupil: When you get a bad report card.

學生:當你拿到不好的成績單時。

(5)Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

老師:1809年發生了什麼重大事件?

Pupil: Abraham Lincoln was born.

學生:亞伯拉罕·林肯出生了。

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

老師:正確。1812發生了什麼重大事件?

Pupil: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

學生:亞伯拉罕·林肯過他的第三個生日。

(6)Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can sec what you had for breakfast this morning.

老師:沃爾特，你爲什麼不洗臉?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什麼。

Pupil: What was it?

學生:那是什麼?

Teacher: Eggs.

老師:雞蛋。

Pupil:Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.

學生:錯了，先生。那是昨天的。

(7)Teacher: Why are you late?

老師:你爲什麼遲到?

Pupil: Because of a sign down the road.

學生:因爲路上的一個牌子。

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

老師:牌子和你遲到有什麼關係?

Pupil: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

學生:牌子寫着，“前方學校——慢行!”