少兒有趣的英語帶翻譯笑話
英語笑話故事情節簡單而巧妙,往往出人意料,下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話,喜歡的就收藏起來哦
有趣的英語笑話閱讀
How Many Rabbits
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
多少隻兔子?
老師:好,喬納森,假如我給你三隻兔子,第二天我又給你五隻,你一共有多少隻兔子?
喬納森:一共有九隻,先生。
老師:九隻?
喬納森:先生,我本來就有一隻。
幽默的英語兒童笑話
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日學校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來,把手舉起來。。。你呢,哈里?你還沒舉手呢-- 你不想去天堂嗎?
哈里: 我去不了,因爲媽媽讓我一放學就回家。
少兒英語帶翻譯笑話
Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
進步
一位學生對另一位說:“你的英語 最近學的怎麼樣?”
“很好,我過去不懂英國人說話,可現在是英國人不懂我的話了。”