英語有趣幽默的小笑話

學習英語就是要我們多多堅持下去。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，有機會的要好好閱讀

　　母親的腳

To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to talk about a home-improvement project.

爲避免我們的狗，萊希，糾纏來訪的客人，我母親常在愛犬喜歡呆的地方，即餐桌下面，摩暱它。一天，一個建築商來談居室裝潢工程。

As he and my mother sat across the table discussing the renovations, my mother slipped off her shoes and mindlessly soothed Lacy with her feet.

在這人和我母親坐在餐桌邊談居室的修茸時，我母親滑脫了她的鞋子，開始不經意地用腳摩蹭起萊希來。

My mother had been talking for about a half-hour when to her great embarrassment she heard Lacy bark outside the front door.

談話進行了半個小時的時候，我母親突然感到很不好意思起來，因爲這時她聽到了萊希在前門外的犬吠聲。

　　窗簾掛於何處

drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door . "Who is it?" asked one of the women.

一位軍事訓練中士命令兩個年輕的女兵去油漆營房裏的一間屋子，並一再強調不得把漆弄到她們的制服上。她們很懷疑能不把衣服弄髒，所以就把門插上，脫了衣服，裸體在裏面油漆。大約一個小時過後，她們聽到有人敲門。“誰呀?”其中一女子問。

"Blind man, "came the reply.

“送窗簾的(與‘盲人’同音同詞----編者)，”來者答道。

Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.

她們覺得讓一個盲人進來無妨，就開了門。

"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want these blinds?"

“哇，多動人的人兒呀!”那男子驚奇地說，“現在你們想把窗簾掛在哪兒?”

　　這是Westinghouse對不對

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

一位女士打開冰箱門，發現一隻兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上，就問它：“你在那裏做什麼?”

The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

兔子回答：“這是Westinghouse對不對?”

(Westinghouse，西屋電氣公司)

The lady confirmed, "Yes."

女士確認道：“沒錯。”

"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

兔子說：“那就對了，我就是要往西邊去。”