英語笑話:You Never Called 從未來訪

A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "　　"I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"一人在購物中心偶遇他的醫生。他走上前去說：“六週以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥牀直到你來訪。但你從未來訪。” “我沒去嗎？”醫生說，“那你現在下牀幹什麼？”