英語笑話:欺騙的代價 The Revenge

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you.to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?"Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"譯文：　　老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在牀邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。”　　妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。”　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。”　　妻子：“爲什麼？”　　約翰遜：“因爲瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”