英語幽默小故事 You Never Called
A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "
"I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"
Notes:
(1) spot v.（從很多人或物中）認出；看出
(2) mall n.集市
Exercises:
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① Where did the guy see his doctor?
A. in the barber's
B. in the shopping center
C. at the railway station
D. in the hospital
② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?
A. two weeks
B. three weeks
C. more than a month
D. more than two months
③ What had the doctor told him to do?
A. to stay in bed
B. to have a nice sleep
C. to go home
D. to call him again
④ We can see from this passage that_____ .
A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy
B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time
C. the guy was very angry with the doctor
D. the doctor did call upon the guy
⑤ What had been the guy's problem?
A. He had caught a cold.
B. He had had a mental problem.
C. He needed a good rest.
D. He had been homesick.
73.從未來訪
一人在購物中心偶遇他的醫生。他走上前去說：“六週以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥牀直到你來訪。但你從未來訪。”
“我沒去嗎？”醫生說，“那你現在下牀幹什麼？”
練習參考答案：
①B②C③A④B⑤C
