英語幽默小故事 I,You and she
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son. The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son." Notes: (1) learn sth. by heart諳記;能背出 (2) proudly adv.自豪地 Exercises: 根據短文回答下列問題: ① What did Peter learn on his first day at school? ② How many sentences did the teacher teach him? ③ Who asked him a question when Peter went home? ④ How did his father feel when he heard Peter's sentences? ⑤ What sentences did his father teach him? 118.我,你,她 彼得是個聰明的孩子。在學校的第一天,他學了三個詞:我,你,她。老師教他如何用這三個詞造句子。老師說:“我,我是你的老師;(然後指着一個女孩)她,她是你的同學;你,你是我的學生。” 彼得回到家裏,爸爸問他學了什麼。彼得馬上說:“我,我是你的老師;(然後指着他的媽媽)她,她是你的同學;你,你是我的學生。”他的爸爸聽了非常生氣,說:“我,我是你的爸爸;(然後指着他的妻子)她,她是你的媽媽;你,你是我的兒子。” 第二天,老師問彼得是否用心學那三個詞了。“是的,”彼得自豪地說,“我,我是你的爸爸;(然後指着一個女孩)她,她是你的媽媽;你,你是我的兒子。” 練習參考答案: ① He learnt three words: 1, You and She. ② Three sentences. ③ His father. ④ He got angry. ⑤ I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my son.