覺得自己倒黴時看看這個吧

The average cost of rehabilitate one seAl after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively-saved animals were released into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, a killer whale ate them both.

阿拉斯加瓦爾迪茲發生石油泄漏之後，救援每隻海豹的平均費用達到8萬美元。在一個特殊儀式上，有兩隻斥資巨大而拯救回來的海豹，在人們的歡呼和掌聲中被放回大自然。一分鐘之後，它們雙雙被一頭殺人鯨吞入腹中。

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughter-house in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousands of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

波恩的兩名動物權利保護者正在抗議將豬送到屠宰場的殘忍行爲的時候，2000頭豬從破籬笆裏驚慌跑出來，踩死了那兩名倒黴的保護者。

(這個這個......着實夠倒黴......請童鞋們默哀。)

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electrical kettle. Intending to jolt him from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listen to his walkman.

一位婦女回到家中，發現她的丈夫在廚房裏瘋狂地搖晃着，他的腰間貌似有根電線連着電暖壺。爲了救他於危難之中，她順手從門後抄起一個木板向他劈去，而她的丈夫的胳膊被劈成兩段。其實他一直在聽着隨身聽。