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這些極品司機的公路表現,搞笑中透着要命大綱

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We've all seen at least one PSA about the dangers of texting while driving, but where are the warnings about playing the trumpet while driving (equally dangerous people).

開車的時候發短信是一件非常危險的事情,我們都讀過至少一篇文章如此告誡我們。可是,關於開車時吹喇叭的危險,爲什麼沒有人告誡我們呢(這樣的司機同樣很危險啊)!

Yes, there are people out there driving distracted by some truly outrageous activities and lucky for us they were caught on camera. The individuals in the following photos could definitely benefit from reading a book on how to drive More safely, however, unlike the guy in one of the photos we don't recommend they read it while driving. This is our reminder for the next time you're out on the road, keep your eyes open for some truly bizarre sights because you never know what you will see on the highway. However, for now, you can scroll below! Don't forget to upvote your favs!

沒錯,在公路上開車的司機中,有些人會因爲其他的娛樂活動分神,情節惡劣令人髮指。幸而有照片記錄了他們的行徑。在下面的照片中,這些真應該重新讀讀安全駕駛類的書籍,當然,我們不建議他們在開車的時候去閱讀,他們中的一個人就這麼做了。對其他人來說,這是一則溫馨提示——你永遠猜不到你在高速公路上會遇到什麼奇葩事。所以下次你開車上路的時候,別忘了睜大眼睛,留心發現那些着實詭異的事情吧!不過,現在,你往下翻翻就能獲得同樣的獵奇感受了。別忘了給你最喜歡的一張照片投票喲!

1 How To You Lose The Mattress, Break Your Arm, And Crash The Car All At The Same Time?

論如何一舉三得:弄丟你的牀墊,摔斷你的胳膊,同時把車撞壞

這些極品司機的公路表現,搞笑中透着要命

How does their mind work, does it even work?

他的大腦是如何運作的,難道是不運作嗎?

-Wheel Drives

樹枝當輪胎,跑得飛快!

You'd think it woodn't work...

你曾以爲這樣肯定不行……

, Watch Where You're Going!

嘿,當心看着路!

I can't help but imagine a massive chick popping out of .

我不禁腦洞大開,會不會有一隻巨大的雛雞,從那個……雞窩……裏蹦出來?

4.75-80 MPH, Holding A Plate With A Fork And Knife And Talking On The Phone

時速75-80公里,端着盤子,盤子上擺着一副刀叉,還在講電話

I wonder what she ordered for her last meal?

我想知道這頓“最後的晚餐”她點了什麼?

ht Reading A Book While Driving

邊看書邊開車,被發現了!

I sincerely hope she is stuck in a traffic jam and it is the opposite lane that is moving

我真誠的希望,她只是被堵在路上了,移動的是對面的車流

ing A Baby Is A Bad Idea

抱着寶寶騎摩托車可不是個好主意

It's just luck that baby wasn't seriously hurt or killed. That woman needs to be prevented from taking care of any child until (if) she knows how dangerous her actions are.

真幸運,孩子沒有嚴重受傷或者死掉。應該禁止這個女人照顧任何兒童,直到這個女人瞭解到她的行爲有多危險。

7.I'm Speechless

我已經無語了

Somehow I have the urge to play Tetris now.

我現在有一種莫名的衝動想要玩俄羅斯方塊。

Cab Driver Is Reading "Learning To Drive"... While Driving

我搭乘的出租車的司機一邊開車一邊讀着“學習如何駕駛”

ght It Was A Backpack At First

一開始我還以爲這是一個揹包

ing Without Hands, Feet, Or Brain?

開車不用手,不用腳,也沒用腦子?

Friend Took This Yesterday. Yes, That Is A Police Officer Texting While Driving A Motorcycle

我的朋友昨天拍下了這張照片。沒錯,這是一個警官在邊開摩托車邊發短信

I bet he wont get a ticket

我打賭他肯定不會被開罰單

Could Go Wrong?

這能出什麼錯呢?

Maybe he doesn’t know...

或許他根本不知道

You Know they're Straight

論如何知道他們是直男。

At least he has good rear view vision

起碼他能清除看到後面的路況。

ee Cord Would Have Been Too Much Of A Hassle

不需要彈簧繩,太麻煩啦。

"Buy a bookshelf, get a human' event.

有點像某種商業活動,“買書櫃,送活人”

15.I Have Also Seen A Man Playing The Trumpet While Driving

我也看到過有人邊開車邊吹小號。

Oh no!

哦不!

ly? Not Even A Helmet?

真的嗎?連頭盔都沒有?!

Deserves his fate...

也是他活該

ing

警告

That’s funny

真有意思。

ing Hair With A Curling Iron While Driving On A Highway At 90 km/h

在高速上以90碼的速度行駛,同時還在用捲髮棒卷頭髮。

So what hand is she driving with?

她用哪隻手開車呢?

19.5 Point Seat Belt

五星品質的安全帶

Decapitation in 3..2..1...

斬首倒計時:3,2,1……

, That's The Last Time I Eat Spaghetti And Drive

好吧,這是最後一次我邊吃意大利麪邊開車。

At least that isn't his brains.

還好這不是他的腦漿。