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![會心一笑：An Absent Minded Professor]()
AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegutter，theotheronthepavement.Apupilmeetinghimsaid：Goodevening，areyou?Well，answeredt......
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![會心一笑：A Gentleman 紳士]()
AGentlemanDickwassevenyearsold，andhissister，daytheirmothertookthemtotheiraunt'shousetoplaywhileshewenttothebigcitytobuysomenewclothes.Thechildrenplayedforanhour，andthenathalfpastfourtheiraunttookDick......
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![會心一笑：傻爸爸]()
AlexandertheGreatLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation，andthedoctor，somewhatnettled，said：Landon，youdon'tseemtobegettingonveryfastinthisseemtolack，atyourageAlexandertheGreathadconqueredhalfth......
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![會心一笑：It‘s His Fault搞笑閱讀]()
It'sHisFaultBillyandBobbyweresmallwerebrothers，andtheyoftenhadfightswitheachother.LastSaturdaytheirmothersaidtothem，I'mgoingtocookourlunchoutandplayinthegarden-andbegood.Yes，Mummy，thetwoboysanswer......
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![開心一笑:公交車上笑話多]()
HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奧蘭多公車上的聲明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“當您下車的時候，請務必低頭並小心腳下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
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![開心一笑:一公司的奸商]()
Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由於我的打印機不能打印出清晰的字來，我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男......
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![開心一笑：吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘]()
Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong（鑼）andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
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![開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
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![開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的]()
Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣，想死的心是一樣的。......
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![開心一笑:少了一塊點心的原因]()
Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......
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![開心一笑:英語笑話:區別]()
"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
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![開心一笑:一切都很正常]()
ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一對年輕夫婦有個兒子，已經四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......
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![開心一笑:癡心電腦狂]()
Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun：Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以來最好的天氣！太陽：來外面透透氣吧，克里斯!克里斯:決不！(關上窗戶，繼續玩電腦)......
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![開心一笑:慣用方法]()
我的老闆讓我到鎮外出差一個星期，這是老闆們想要擺脫某人一個星期的慣用方法。......
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![開心一笑:越獄]()
我們就要自由了，夥計們，加把勁。我已經感覺到第一滴雨水的滋潤了！......
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![開心一笑: 會錯意的生日禮物 園藝手套]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![萌狗當道,開心一笑]()
Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我們讓你展示下你那毛茸茸的寶貝，你沒讓我失望!一看到這些小狗，你的煩惱就會悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
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![開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party]()
TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
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![開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
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![西班牙語冷笑話：直男的會心一擊！]()
-¡Estásmuymaquillada,tía!¿Paraquétepintastanto?-阿姨，你化了濃妝，爲什麼呢？-¡Ay,Jaimito,esparaestarmásguapa!-Jaimito，當然是爲了更漂亮呀！-Ah…¿Ycuantotardaenhacerefecto?-啊……那什麼時候纔能有效果呢？熊......
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![開心一笑: 良好的心願 Good wishes]()
Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......
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![開心一笑:對胖子好一點]()
對胖子好一點，因爲有一天他們可能會救你的命。......
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![開心一笑:更性感一點]()
我只是想更性感一點……......
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![開心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
