開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

一個人在超市裏推着購物車，一個小孩子在車裏不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨着：”別激動，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"

A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

男人看着那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。