美國偶像評委不帶髒字罵人
美國唱歌選秀節目《美國偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣評委西蒙·考威爾向來以損人不帶髒字著稱，今天我們就來總結總結他那些經典的損人語錄。
It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
聽上去像一隻貓從帝國大廈跳下來。
I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
如果你再不閉嘴,我就向裏面甩個魚鉤.
That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特別.不幸的是,特別地差勁.
You have just invented a new form of torture.
你發明了一種折磨人的新手段.
If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成這樣,人們會向你扔石頭.
There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
人類能承受的懲罰是有限的,我再也無法忍受了.
You killed my favorite.
我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了.
It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
你不唱它的時候,它是首好歌.
You're like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
你就像一隻想做大老虎的小倉鼠.
I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
你唱歌的時候,看起來處在半睡眠狀態.
I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
我一個字也聽不懂,你大概在用挪威語演唱吧.
Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
想象一下,一頭驢與22匹馬賽跑,你一點機會都沒有.
It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
你好像喝多了.我說的可不是一、兩瓶,而是一箱那麼多.
來自:恆星英語學習網-口語頻道
