囧記單詞：老爸帶孩子就是disaster
illiterate n. 文盲；adj. 不識字的，沒受教育的
eg: We call this story an Illiterate Tragedy.
這個故事叫做《一個文盲的悲哀》。
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disaster n. 災難，災禍；天災
eg: If you let the father take care of the baby, it will lead to disaster most of the time.
大部分情況下，讓當爹的去帶孩子就是一場徹頭徹尾的杯具...
instruction n. 命令；教學；教訓
eg: If you don't understand the instruction, give it to your mother. She knows how to do it.
如果你看不懂這些指示，丟給你的母親大人吧。她知道該咋辦。
innocent a. 清白的，幼稚的，無辜的
eg: Referee! I swear to David Stein that I'm innocent!!
裁判大人！我向毛主席保證我是無辜的！
bloodline n. 血統，血族
eg: Even appearances can be deceptive, bloodlines will tell the truth.
就算外表可以僞裝，血統仍能揭露真相。
mean adj. 平均的；下賤的；卑鄙的；n. 平均值；中間；方法，手段
eg: The guy who made this list is so mean!
哪個缺德鬼列的這個單子！
bounce vi. 反彈，彈起；跳起
eg: He bounced back up from the floor to check for strangers outside of the door.
他蹦起來從門鏡裏看是誰在門外。
gang n. 一幫，一夥
eg: The boss of the gang brings his fellas with him everywhere he goes.
出來混，到哪兒都得帶着一幫手下！
companionship n. 友誼，陪侶關係，交情
eg: Behind every kiss-ass ultraman, there is always a little monster getting his ass kicked. That's companionship.
每隻拉風的奧特曼背後都有一隻默默捱打的小怪獸。這也是一種交情啊！
jigsaw n. 拼圖遊戲，線鋸；vt.用線鋸鋸，使互相交錯搭接
eg: Have you finished the jigsaw puzzle about love in your life yet?
你拼好你生命中關於摯愛的那個拼圖了嗎？
