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ThreeMeninaBoatThreemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowat......

Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......

宅女的生活:上班時想睡覺，睡覺時想上班。......

Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son,I'mstillpaying."一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢？”“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。......

Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......

Younghopeful:"Father,whatisatraitorinpolitics?"Father(aveteranpolitician):"Atraitorisamanwholeavesourpartyandgoesovertotheotherone."Younghopeful:"Wellthen,whatisamanwholeaveshispartyandcomesovertoyour......

Stenson夫人,由於你開了一輛牌照上全是爛泥的車，我得給你開張罰單。......

ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一對年輕夫婦有個兒子，已經四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......

朋友，會在你入夥新居的時候幫忙搬運傢俱；而好朋友，則是當你失意失戀的時候，即使是半夜都能從被窩裡出來陪你去喝酒買醉，並且在你爛醉如泥的時候把你搬回去住處的人......

TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched？Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."學監（非常生......

Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的兒子，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷著第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......

Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......

摘錄：在一個無聊的夜晚調臺時，正好發現某臺有一部你喜歡卻沒有機會去看的電影才剛剛開始。在擁擠的停車場剛好找到一個正要空出的停車位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.當你早上醒來......

OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗羅裡達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。......

Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀！......

我本來是準備早起去跑步的，但是我的腳趾頭投票反對我，投票結果是10:1。......

Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......

Smoking抽菸Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.別碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐時間Messycat.搗亂的貓咪Myface.我的臉That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛賽跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.該死的鳥。Thea......

OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......

Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......

AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一個孩子求他爸爸，說能不能今年為家裡準備一棵聖誕樹Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回......

Apreacherisbuyingaparrot"Areyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,"thestorekeeperassureshim."Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herec......

AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......

Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一個小偷在一家珠......