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![开心一笑:吵架可以减肥]()
Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
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![开心一笑:大明星“人模狗样”的一刻]()
Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts从掌握狗爬式到把头伸出窗外，莱昂纳多•迪卡普里奥，泰勒•洛特纳以及其他人都展......
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![开心一笑:乔治·华盛顿的前辈]()
Ateachersaidtoherclass：“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington，”alittleboyshoutedpromptly．“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman？”askedtheteacher，smilingindulgently．“Because，”saidthelittleb......
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![开心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 医生,好疼]()
Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
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![开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men]()
Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum．Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds，withwildeyes，dishevelledhair，feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket．一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院......
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![开心一笑:把钥匙给我...]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![开心一笑:讨厌吸烟者的原因]()
我们造云，云造雨，雨干扰了球赛的举行，所以人们讨厌吸烟者!!!......
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![开心一笑:睡前祷告 bedtime prayer]()
Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的......
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![开心一笑:女人们爱哭的原因]()
你也许知道女人们爱哭，但你永远不知道她们为什么哭，研究表明，60%以上的女性自己也不知道为什么自己会哭……......
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![开心一笑:我，你，她 I, You & She]()
Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
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![开心一笑:承诺的结果 The consequences大纲]()
Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀？Son:Iwaslearningtod......
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![西班牙语冷笑话：你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？]()
-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本（japón）！哈哈哈，真·笑到爆炸！声明：双语文章中，中文翻译仅代表译者个人观点，仅供参考。如有不妥之处，欢迎指正。未经......
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![开心一笑:金发美女的愿望]()
请赐予我……智商，逻辑，还有开车技术……砰！！......
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![开心一笑:我真正的名字]()
我的孩子叫我“妈咪”，丈夫叫我“宝贝儿”，我的父母叫我“甜心”，我的上司叫我“嘿”。根据维基百科，我真正的名字叫布伦达。......
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![开心一笑:误解的悲剧]()
lookout是“当心”的意思，而不是“看外面”，悲剧......
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![开心一笑:噪音的优点]()
WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'sproblem.FinallyIdi......
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![开心一笑：上班之烦烦烦]()
白天所想:"我不介意去上班,可想想上班后要等8个钟头才能回家,真TMD地叫人烦!"......
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![开心一笑:逼真的戏剧太假了]()
WhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineperformance......
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![开心一笑:他真是一个大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![开心一笑:一个人也能玩自拍]()
Icantakeaphotoofmebymyself.就算一个人的时候，我也能玩自拍。......
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![开心一笑:主持人王宁和刘纯燕的亲属关系]()
Wang-Ning,Newsnetworkhosthastenedhomebymotorcycleafterwork.,hisgirlfriendLiu-Chunyansatbehindhimonthepillion,whowasdaintyandcutechildrenprogramhostess.Adevotedaudiencerecognizedhimsuddenly,saying"hell......
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![开心一笑:相亲,逃跑的好借口]()
Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcuse......
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![开心一笑:未来正常的体重]()
我的医生希望我能达到正常的体重。但是如果现在每个人都很重，那么我现在的超重未来就是正常的。......
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![开心一笑:罗浮宫着火,先救哪幅画?]()
Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:"IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?"一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮......
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![第496期:国外那些让你会意一笑的酸奶问候语]()
One：YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.这个女人的酸奶盖儿点亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有话要说。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.盖子Two：snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
