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2017-06-07開心一笑:學習一門外語的重要性
2017-06-01Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天,一隻貓媽媽領着4只小貓在路上走,卻遇到了一隻大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團,這時貓媽媽吼出了一......
開心一笑:方向盤,剎車被盜了!
2017-05-27Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
開心一笑:我可以幹得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower
2017-04-17Patient:Whatdoyouchargeforpullingatooth?Dentist:Fiftydollars.Patient:Fiftydollarsforacoupleofminutes'work?Dentist:Well,Icoulddoitslower,ifyoulike.病人:拔一顆牙收費多少?牙醫:50美元。病人:只幾分鐘的活兒......
開心一笑:你的未來靠的是你的夢想
2017-08-29"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未來靠的是你的夢想”,所以做夢去吧......
開心一笑:吵架可以減肥
2017-04-19Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活,一個説道:"SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
開心一笑:婚姻的成本
2017-04-18Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son,I'mstillpaying."一個小男孩問他的父親,“爸爸,要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”“我也不知道,我現在還在交錢。......
開心一笑:跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友
2017-04-18Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法
2017-05-29AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸:傑克,你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀?傑克:我剛才吃了個蘋果,爸爸。爸爸:可是這......
開心一笑:誰的50美分
2017-05-28Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool.Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit.Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarters.Tommy:ThenI'msureit'smine.Itprobablybr......
開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理
2017-05-17Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
開心一笑:世界上最巧合的10幅照片 閲讀
2017-08-27Smoking抽煙Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.別碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐時間Messycat.搗亂的貓咪Myface.我的臉That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛賽跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.該死的鳥。Thea......
開心一笑:我們是試用版
2017-06-08開心一笑:有其父必有其子
2017-04-17Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?兒子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀?父親:狗崽子,你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦?......
萌狗當道,開心一笑
2017-08-15Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我們讓你展示下你那毛茸茸的寶貝,你沒讓我失望!一看到這些小狗,你的煩惱就會悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我
2017-06-06開心一笑:宅女的生活
2017-06-05開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的
2017-05-05Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
開心一笑:先學叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
2017-05-28TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny
2017-05-16Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚會上,一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人説一些好聽的話。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭
2017-06-05開心一笑: 兒子的大腦袋 Big Head
2017-04-16"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟媽媽説:“他們説我長了一個大腦袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
開心一笑:難兄難弟 The Two Men
2017-05-31Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum.Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds,withwildeyes,dishevelledhair,feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket.一羣遊客被領着參觀一所瘋人院......
開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比
2017-06-05開心一笑:投票結果是10比1
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