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> 列表開心一笑:相親,逃跑的好藉口
2017-04-18Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.和相親對象呆了一晚上後,男人再也受不了了。Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcuse......
開心一笑: 我飯後從不工作 I Never Work after Supper
2017-04-17Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn’twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,“It’ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon’twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?”一位......
第496期:國外那些讓你會意一笑的酸奶問候語
2019-04-03One:YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.這個女人的酸奶蓋兒點亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有話要説。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.蓋子Two:snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
開心一笑:成功的鑰匙
2017-06-03開心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳過高
2017-05-27TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
開心一笑:到底誰逆行?
2017-04-19Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一個......
開心一笑:如果你不想起牀
2017-06-07開心一笑:狡猾的兔子
2017-06-03It'snotworthit,Roy!Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.這樣不值得,Roy,我們把鼻子給他,讓他走吧!......
開心一笑: 良好的心願 Good wishes
2017-04-16Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......
開心一笑:上班之煩煩煩
2017-08-30開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?
2017-05-16Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天,蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業,發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleasedandrathersurprised.老師很高興,同時也十分驚訝......
開心一笑: 我的衣服太重了
2017-06-08開心一笑:新寶寶 The Newborn Baby
2017-05-31Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的兒子,名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
開心一笑:曾經的千萬富翁
2017-04-18Millionaire百萬富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管:我妻子使我成為百萬富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手:以前你是什麼?CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管:千萬富翁。......
開心一笑:超炫的手機
2017-06-09I'msorry,butyourcellphoneissocool,itmakesyoulookreallydullbycomparison.很抱歉,但是我不得不説你的手機太炫了,相比之下,你就顯得遜色多了!......
開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法
2017-05-29AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸:傑克,你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀?傑克:我剛才吃了個蘋果,爸爸。爸爸:可是這......
開心一笑:想象中的貓和老鼠 Cat and Mice
2017-05-08MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
開心一笑:未來正常的體重
2017-06-07開心一笑:討厭吸煙者的原因
2017-06-09開心一笑: 立遺囑, 搬起石頭打自己的腳
2017-04-16Myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.Atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我媽大14歲,最近一直在寫遺......
開心一笑:一公司的奸商
2017-04-18Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由於我的打印機不能打印出清晰的字來,我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男......
開心一笑:它們也不敢吭一聲
2017-08-30Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
開心一笑:談論道德規範
2017-06-06開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-04-17Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem
2017-05-27NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......