用13個單詞寫一段愛情故事

Last fAll, as part of our Modern Love at 13 project, we asked readers to submit haikulike versions of their love stories. We received, well, a few (ahem, north of 9,000) and shared some of our favorites then. Here is another batch of 13-word stories that caught our eye.
去年秋天，我們的"13個詞的現代愛情"計劃邀請讀者提交他們的俳句式愛情故事。我們收到了一些（9000多條吧，嘿嘿），並分享了我們最喜歡的幾條。這裏是另一批吸引我們的13詞故事。

"Love Is ..." takes a look at love in many forms. Love what you see? Read more of the series here.
"愛是……"以各種各樣的形式去看待愛情。愛你所看到的嗎？點擊這裏閱讀更多。

I will never mistake your amazing gooeyness. I love you, mac 'n' cheese.
你那美妙的黏黏糊糊我永遠不會弄錯。我愛你，起司通心粉。

Kornelia Gondek
科內利亞·岡德克(Kornelia Gondek)

Don't expect sex to be sexy at 60 if it's not at 16.
如果16歲的性愛不夠性感，不要指望到60歲時會有所改善。

Laura Docter
勞拉·博克特(Laura Docter)

Cuba. You were Danish. I complimented your Speedos. You said, "Thanks, they're secondhand."
在古巴。你是丹麥人。我稱讚你的速比濤(Speedo)游泳裝備。你說，"謝謝，是二手的。"

Aliya Hashemi
艾麗婭·哈什米(Aliya Hashemi)

Has anyone ever been consistently so happy to see me as my dog?
還有什麼人像我的狗那樣總是很高興看到我？

Rebecca Short
麗貝卡·肖特(Rebecca Short)

I talk in the mornings. She doesn't. But we've made it this long.
我愛在早上說話。她不說。但我們還是在一起這麼久了。

Joseph Thomas
約瑟夫·托馬斯(Joseph Thomas)

He wrote me a poem, but I recognized it as Depeche Mode lyrics.
他給我寫了一首詩，但我認出是"趕時髦"(Depeche Mode)樂隊的歌詞。

Liza Wyles
麗莎·維勒斯(Liza Wyles)

We both like Mountain Dew and sticking our tongues out; the important stuff.
我們都喜歡激浪汽水(Mountain Dew)和吐舌頭；都是重要的事。

Imran Ullah
伊姆蘭·烏拉(Imran Ullah)

Our friends keep on having babies. We moved to Europe. We sleep great.
我們的朋友們不斷地生孩子。我們搬到了歐洲。我們睡得很好。

Katherine Bayard
凱瑟琳·貝亞德(Katherine Bayard)

Waiter, please set the table for three: my girlfriend, her anxiety and me.
服務員，請上三份餐具：給我、我的女朋友，以及她的焦慮。

Marek Piechowicz
馬雷克·皮克維茨(Marek Piechowicz)

My kids moved out and he moved in; my first dog, named Wilbur.
我的孩子們搬了出去，他搬進來了；他是我的第一隻狗，名叫威爾伯。

Hilary Sigismondi
希拉里·西吉斯蒙迪(Hilary Sigismondi)

45 years bliss. Then 13-word challenge. Now can't agree. Love doomed. Thanks.
45年的幸福。13個詞的挑戰。讓人拿不定主意。愛是命中註定。謝謝。

Barry Evans
巴里·埃文斯(Barry Evans)

You had me at, "Don't worry, I haven't watched 'Game of Thrones,' either."
聽到那句"別擔心，我也沒看過《權力的遊戲》"已經足夠。

Stephanie Ades
史蒂芬妮·阿德斯(Stephanie Ades)

Years from now, I hope the headline doesn't become "Buddhism stole my boyfriend."
我希望多年以後標題不會成爲"佛教偷走了我的男朋友"。

Allison Poirot
艾莉森·波洛特(Allison Poirot)

Never kiss and tell, especially when you are kissing an Army intelligence commander.
別剛親完就說出去，尤其是如果親的是一個陸軍情報指揮官。（短語"kiss and tell"有泄露祕密、背叛他人信任的意思。譯註）

Jennifer Greenberg
詹妮弗·格林伯格(Jennifer Greenberg)

Post-kiss, it was never going to work. Maybe it was the Doritos.
吻後，咱們沒戲的。可能是因爲多力多滋玉米片。

Monika Gupta
莫妮卡·古普塔(Monika Gupta)