惡搞:讓同事抓狂的絕妙招數

1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “ Install these ”

留一堆沒用的舊軟件和一張寫着“安裝這些”便條

2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner

用訂書釘訂報告的時候訂在錯誤的一角

3. Put tape over the mouse optics

在光學鼠標上粘上膠帶

4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor

拔掉某個同事的顯示器接線

5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask

和生病的員工講話時帶上一個防塵面具

6. Turn your earphones up all the way

把你的耳機音量調到最大，從早到晚帶着耳機

7. Burn popcorn in the microwave

用微波爐爆(焦)爆米花

8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

“忘記”在冰箱裏放上你的金槍魚三明治

9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier

把複印機“嗶”的音量放大

10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier

清空打印機/複印機的紙11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier

倒空打印機/複印機的墨或炭粉

12. Practice beat boxing

練習節奏口技

13. Sing show tunes

唱舞臺音樂劇

14. Hang up the phone before they say, “ good bye ”

在對方說再見之前掛斷電話

15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings

開會的時候出聲地啜熱咖啡

16. Walk around the office barefooted

光腳在辦公室裏四處走

17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon

星期五下午把某個員工的辦公室清空

18. Misplace peoples pens

把人們的筆放錯地方

19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer

在他們打開電腦之前插進一張軟盤

20. Glue their mouse to the desk

把他們的鼠標粘在桌子上