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A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."

"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."

"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."

"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

蒙特利爾自助餐廳的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的龍頭，結果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了，”他抱怨道，“標着C的龍頭流出的是開水。”(顧客以爲是cold)

“可是，先生，C代表Chaude-法語裏代表‘熱’。如果您居住在蒙特利爾的話就得知道這一點。”

“等等，”那位顧客咆哮一聲，“另外一個龍頭同樣標的是C。”

“當然，”經理說道：“它代表冷。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”