簡單英文笑話
笑話是以民間口頭創作爲主的一種文學形式,是現實生活中深受人們喜愛的文娛語體。下面小編整理了簡單英文笑話，希望大家喜歡!
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。這時其中的一個人從包裏拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看着他說，“你以爲穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎?”
His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”
他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
簡單英文笑話：遲到的原因Teacher: Johnny are you late for school every morning?
老師:約翰尼，爲什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’
約翰尼:每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫着“學校—緩行”。
簡單英文笑話：閃電Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?
老師:爲什麼說閃電從來不會兩次擊中同一個地方?
Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!
羅伊:因爲它擊中一個地方一次以後，那個地方就不存在了!
簡單英文笑話：新西蘭的氣候Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
老師:馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
馬修:先生，那裏的天氣很冷。
Teacher: Wrong.
老師:錯了。
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
馬修:可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
簡單英文笑話：我妹妹的手指頭Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
老師:凱溫，這次你怎麼又遲到了?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
凱溫:對不起。老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
老師:怎麼沒有扎繃帶呀?
Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
凱溫:噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶着釘子的。
