幽默爆笑的英語的小笑話

學習英語是很容易枯燥的，那麼我們就來看看英語的笑話吧，小編給大家分享一下英語笑話，希望大家喜歡

　　英語經典小笑話

1、The Fish Net

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

翻譯：魚網

你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。

　　簡單的英語笑話

律師和胳膊、寶馬

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

翻譯：　一個律師打開他的寶馬車門，突然一輛汽車駛過來把門撞飛了，警察趕到現場，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛的寶馬。

“警察同志，看看他們把我的車弄的!!!”律師哀怨地說。

“你們律師真是物質至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁說，“你這麼關心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒有注意到你的左胳膊也沒了。”

律師終於注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手錶在哪兒?”

　　英語爆笑經典笑話

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his Mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

翻譯：新老師

9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。

喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。