英語幽默笑話:If only
If only
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .
A woman is driving down the same road .
As they pass ench other ,
the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way ,
and as the man ronds the next corner ,
he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .
If only men would listen.
倘若
有個男人駕着車沿着一條又陡峭又窄小的山路往上開。
有個女人沿着同一條路往下開着車。
當他們彼此錯車時,
這個女人斜靠着車窗向外太喊:“豬!”
這個男人立刻也斜靠着他的車窗向外大聲響應:“臭女人.!”
他們各自繼續開車上路,
當這個男人繞到下一個轉彎處的時候,
他競撞上了在路中央的一隻豬。
倘若男人會聽話就沒事了。