經典的英語幽默笑話大全

有很多笑話都是從兒童的身上出發，孩子們的單純會讓我們心情好很多，小編給大家分享一下英語笑話，來看看吧

　　經典的英語笑話

My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

我妹妹的手指頭

老師：凱溫，這次你怎麼又遲到了?

凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。

老師：怎麼沒有扎繃帶呀?

凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶着釘子的。

　　英語幽默笑話

Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘

老師：“John，動詞ring的過去分詞是什麼?”。

約翰：“你想它是什麼呢”?

老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。

約翰：“我想我不知道”

　　有關於英語的笑話

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你爲什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

“她是個賣糖果的。”