英漢雙語笑話：家醜不可外揚

Domestic shame should not be published
　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
　　Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
　　Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'家醜不可外揚
　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？
　　尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裏我還見過呢？
　　老師：你給大家講講當時的情形吧。
　　尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說，“家醜不可外揚。”