英語笑話:失蹤 Disappearing Act
When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes," she replied readily. "Tell him my mother isn't visiting after all."
一個女人向警察報案，說丈夫失蹤了。警察看過丈夫的照片，問女人如果他們能找到她丈夫，她有沒有什麼要和丈夫說的。女人很樂意地說：“是的，告訴他我媽媽不來了。”
