雙語笑話:不娶你就能存很多錢 Saving money

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Husband: Before I married you. I never thought of saving money.

丈夫：在娶你進門之前，我從來沒有想過要存錢。
Wife: And now?

妻子：那現在呢?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫：現在我在想，要是沒有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢。