日本按摩神器:USB頭部按摩器治頭痛

Thanko is a Japanese gadget firm that makes just about anything you can think of. If you need a set of Santa boots to warm your feet using USB power, Thanko has it. If your butt gets too hot in the summer, get the Thanko water-cooled seat cushion. You get the idea, if it’s powered by USB you can find it at Thanko.

Thanko是日本一家部件公司，它製造幾乎任何你能想到的東西。如果你需要一雙用USB暖腳的聖誕靴，Thanko已經有了。如果你的屁股在夏天太熱，買個Thanko的水冷式座墊吧。如果你的奇思妙想需要USB供應能量，那Thanko能幫你做到。

If your boss is a bosshole, and you really need something to help get rid of the headache from listening to him prattle on about spelling and punctuation constantly causes you. Thanko has a USB head massager. It looks as weird as you might expect it too. It will undoubtedly mess up your hair, and will do nothing to impress that cute girl that works down the hall.

如果你的老闆是個加班狂人，那你一定需要什麼來幫你擺脫一直聽他嘮叨拼寫和標點而產生的頭疼。Thanko有個USB頭部按摩器。它看上去就跟你想的一樣奇葩。它肯定會弄亂你的頭髮，也不會讓你吸引公司的美女。

What it will do is adjust to fit most domes, no matter how gargantuan, and vibrate when plugged in. It will help get rid of stress. If you need to use it and you don’t have a USB port, it can be powered by batteries.

它的功能是不管腦袋多大，都能通過調整來適應大部分頭部形狀，而且當接通電源時會震動。它會幫你擺脫壓力。如果你要使用它但沒有USB接口，也可以用電池。