你的前任很極品 看看這七位奇葩再說
We've all got a crazy ex, and sharing stories about how insane they were is one of life's great joys.
每個人都遇到過極品前任，將那些他們如何極品的故事與他人分享，這也是人生的一大樂趣。We've compiled the worst of the worst below. They're so bad, you might even begin to think your ex was relatively sane in comparison.
我們收集了一些關於極品中的極品的故事。他們如此惡劣，你甚至會覺得，相較之下你的前任還算正常。1. "He left me stranded 1,000 miles away from home in Texas while he went to Arizona and called me to tell me he's leaving me for his step-sister."
“他去亞利桑那州的時候，把我留在德克薩斯州，在離家1000英里的地方。然後他打電話告訴我，他想和他繼母的女兒在一起，所以要和我分手。”
2. "I left for a week to LA and when I came home he dumped me via text message. Totally unexplained and he had just called me that morning telling me he loved me and was so happy to see me again soon. Two days later he released a song about how he dumped me."
“我去洛杉磯待了一週。回家之後他用短信把我給甩了。沒有任何理由，而且他在那頭早上還打電話給我說他愛我，說又可以見到我了很開心。兩天之後他發佈了一首新歌，歌的內容是他如何如何甩了我。”3. "While we were still dating, my ex decided to take a drunken joyride in my truck without me knowing. She crashed it into a tree, totaled the truck but she was completely fine. The worst part? She was going to the guy she'd been cheating on me with."
“我們還在一起的時候，有一天我的前任女友喝醉了，然後在我不知道的情況下，她決定開着我的卡車出去兜風。她撞到了一棵樹，卡車完全報廢了，她卻一點兒沒事。最可怕的是，她一直揹着我在劈腿，開車就是去見另一個男友。”4. "She posted a listing about me on Craigslist in the male seeking male section. She gave my phone number."
“她在Craigslist廣告網站上尋找男同的一欄裏發佈了關於我的信息。她還把我的電話號碼給曝光了。”5. He dumped the contents of an outdoor trashcan (including the nasty water in the bottom) into my trunk. It took months to get the smell out.
他把大街上垃圾桶裏的東西（包括垃圾桶底部臭臭的汁液）倒到了我的卡車裏。那股臭味幾個月才散乾淨。6. "She would steal $20 bills from my wallet at night. I finally had to set up a sting operation to catch her. As soon as I did the one year relationship was over."
“她有天晚上從我的錢包裏偷走了20塊錢。最後我不得不設下圈套才逮住她。逮住了她，我們之間維繫了一年的關係也就結束了。”7. She changed the password on her Netflix so I couldn't use it for free anymore. Like, what kind of person does that?
我的前任把她的Netflix（美國付費流媒體視頻網站）密碼改了，我再也沒法免費用了。你看這都什麼人啊！
