外國網友貢獻的另類母親節禮物
Whether it's a shark-shaped hat, an owl wine bottle holder or a bracelet made of beetles, we have something perfect for every type of Mom.
不管是鯊魚帽、貓頭鷹酒瓶託，還是甲蟲手鐲，總有一款禮物適合你的媽媽。
Shark Costume Hat
鯊魚帽
Even the humblest mother likes to show off a sense of style. So this hat that looks like a shark is biting off her forehead will help your mom feel glamorous, even on bad hair days.
就算最低調的媽媽，也會想展現自己時尚的一面。所以這款看起來像鯊魚咬掉腦門兒的帽子，一定會讓媽媽感覺很帶感的，再也不怕心情不好啦。
Pee Pocket
尿袋
At some point in every mom's life, she has to take a whiz. But it's not always in a clean or sanitary place. The Pee Pocket will allow your mother to take a stand against dirty toilet seats by letting her answer nature's call while standing up.
媽媽們也是要上廁所噓噓的，但並不能保證每次都遇到乾淨衛生的洗手間。尿袋會讓媽媽在遇到不乾淨的坐便時可以“站着解決”。
X-Ray Mitt
骷髏手套
Oven mitts, as useful as they are, usually lack style or panache. Your mom is sure to be the star of the county fair bake-off when she takes her trademark peanut butter cookies out of the oven using a glove that has an X-ray of a human hand on it.
微波手套很實用，但就是不夠時尚不夠拉風。想象一下，媽媽去趕大集參加烘烤比賽，並做了最拿手的花生曲奇，如果她從微波爐裏端出曲奇那一刻戴的是骷髏手套，想不成爲當日之星都難啦。
Drunk Owl Wine Bottle Holder
酒鬼貓頭鷹瓶託
Does your mother love nature as much as she loves wine? Then she is sure to love this bottle holder featuring an alcoholic owl. She'll be sure to ask, "Whooooo wants to get drunk?"
你的媽媽既愛大自然也愛酒嗎？那麼這款酒鬼貓頭鷹瓶託她一定會愛死了。到時她一定會問：“到底是誰想喝醉？”
Scarab Bracelet
甲蟲手鐲
Jewelry is a great way to show Mom how much you love her, but diamonds are so ordinary. No mom will be bugged by this bracelet made from the carcasses of 10 dead beetles. It's a steal at only $3,950.
買首飾最能看出你有多愛媽媽了，但鑽石又太普通。那就買這款手鐲吧，由10只死掉的甲蟲串制而成，媽媽一定不會討厭的。非常便宜，才3950美元。
Flask That Looks Like Tampon
“衛生棉”酒杯
Moms spend so many hours watching inept soccer games and half-assed piano recitals, it's a shame they have to do it sober. But flasks are so obvious, which is why this device is so brilliant. It's a tube that slips inside of a tampon-shaped sleeve. It's foolproof! People will think Mom is sticking a tampon to her lips when she's really sipping on a gin and tonic.
媽媽們很多時候都在看無聊的足球賽，或者聽半吊子的鋼琴演奏，真可惜不能來點兒酒助興。但端着酒杯未免太顯眼了，這正好襯托出這款產品的聰明之處：它是個可以塞進布套裏的小細瓶子，而這個布套被設計成了衛生棉條的樣子。簡單吧！拿起來抿一口金湯力雞尾酒，別人還以爲媽媽在往嘴上貼衛生棉呢。
New York Strip Steak Stud Earrings
紐約客牛排耳墜
Unless your mom is a vegetarian, she probably won't have a beef with the child that gets her these lovely steak stud earrings.
你給她買了這副可愛的牛排耳墜：如果媽媽不是素食主義者的話，她很可能不會再帶你一起吃牛排了。
Octeapus
章魚漂
Tea bags have their place, but they aren't as fancy as having the tea infused with a plastic octopus. It will add a touch of whimsy to those moments where it's just you and her having a cuppa while she silently criticizes your life choices.
與只有茶包相比，加入了一隻塑料章魚的泡茶杯子，會更顯別緻。當你與媽媽對坐品茗，而她在默默嗔怪你的任性時，“章魚漂”茶杯一定會使你們的母女（子）時光妙趣橫生。
