情侶在公共場所做的20件最令對方難堪的事(2)

6. Bad language

6.用語不規範

'Was' instead of 'were', using completely the wrong word or in the wrong context… All make you wince if you're around well-spoken friends or family.

用‘Was’代替‘were’，用完全錯誤的單詞或把單詞用在錯誤的語境……當你跟用語規範的朋友或家人在一起時，另一半的這些行爲都會讓你感到難堪。

The flipside is a partner who deliberately talks 'above' the people you're with, using words no one else understands to show off.

另一種情況是，你的伴侶說話時故意表現得“高高在上”，用沒人懂的話語來體現優越感，炫耀自己。

7. Shocking table manners

7.不懂餐桌禮儀

Up there with partners who get horrendously drunk are partners who start eating before everyone else, talk with their mouths full, drop egg down their top, don't put their knives and forks together when they're finished.

聚餐時，你的另一半喝得酩酊大醉，在別人還沒動筷子之前最先開吃，嘴裏塞滿東西講話，從高處往下砸雞蛋，用餐結束後不把刀叉放在一起。

8. Getting drunk

8.喝醉酒

It's the most common partner faux pas but that doesn't make it any less painful for the partner forced to smile as their other half demonstrates how twerking should really be done.

這是最常見的伴侶失態事件，但更令人難堪的是，在你的另一半喝醉酒展示如何跳電臀舞時，你還要強擠出微笑。

9. Being too frisky or over-affectionate

9.太活潑或太深情

Usually a by-product of the above, getting too 'handsy' while inebriated or making loud, slurry pronouncements of love can be seen as kind of cute or complimentary by some.

太活潑或太深情的伴侶通常會在醉酒時手舞足蹈，或進行大聲肉麻的表白，有的人可能會認爲這樣有點可愛，表示讚賞。

But definitely not all.

但當然不是所有人。

10. Bad clothing choices

10.衣品差

Clashing colours, clothes too short, too tight, out of fashion, inappropriate or just wrong makes us flush for obvious reasons: our partner doesn't even need to say anything to embarrass us.

穿撞色，太短，太緊，過時，不合適或完全錯誤的衣服，不需要我們的另一半說一些讓我們難堪的話，我們自己都會臉紅。

All they need to do is stand there!

你的另一半要做的就是站在你面前！

11. Sexual innuendo or flirting

11.性暗示或調戲

Double entendres, sexist comments, flirting with your friends, your granny, your boss – and the list goes on.

猥瑣下流，發表性別歧視的言論，調戲你的朋友，奶奶，老闆等行爲。

12. Bad jokes

12.講的笑話並不好笑

Nothing creates a false smile quicker than someone who tells jokes that seriously aren't at all funny – and doesn't know when to admit defeat when the crowd aren't responding.

你的另一半講了一個根本不搞笑的笑話，其他人沒有馬上就笑——看到他人沒反應他還不知道該何時承認自己的笑話並不搞笑。