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2人英語口語對話 幽默簡單5分鐘

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與人進行具有幽默色彩的英語對話,這樣的練習讓我們更加有興趣不是嗎?大家不要忘了哦。下面本站小編爲大家帶來雙人英語對話,希望能博君一笑。

2人英語口語對話 幽默簡單5分鐘
  2人英語口語對話1

A:I want some envelopes,please.

B:Do you want the large size or the small size?

A:The large size,please.

Do you have any writing paper?

B:Yes,we do. I don't have any small pads.

I only have large ones.

Do you want a pad?

A:Yes,please.

And I want some glue

.B:A bottle of glue.

A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.

B:I only have small boxes.

Do want one?

A:No,thank you.

B:Is that all?

A:That's all,thank you.

B:What else do you want?

A:I want my change.

  2人英語口語對話2

A:Tell me a little bit about yourself.

請介紹一下你自己.

B:My name is David and I live in Shanghai,I was born in major was electrical engineering.

我叫David,住在上海,出身於1980年.我的專業是電子工程.

A:What kind of personality do you think you have?

你認爲你有怎樣的性格?

B:Well,I approach things very enthusiastically,I think,and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.

嗯,我做事非常熱心,我不喜歡把事情做一半.我非常有組織能力,也很能幹.

A:What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?

你的弱點和優點是什麼?

B:Well,I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker,however I'm fully aware of this,so I've been studying how to speak in public.I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.

嗯,我不太擅長說話,我已經意識到這點,因此正在學習如何在公衆場所說話.我想我的優點是很執着,而且學東西很快.

A:Do you have any licenses or certificates?

你有執照或資格證書嗎?

B:I have a driver's license,and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).

我有駕駛執照,我是註冊會計師.

A:How do you relate to others?你和別人相處如何?

B:I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.

我能與人合作,富有團隊精神

  2人英語口語對話3

A:Hi B,any plans this Sunday?

B:Hi A,I need to do volunteer work at the hospital this Sunday.

A:That sounds exactly is a volunteer?And what type of skills would you need?

B:A volunteer is simply a person who is willing to give some time to far as skills,I don't think you really need a willingness to help.

A:But don't you need medical skills to volunteer at a hospital?

B: volunteers at the hospital do not actually provide medical do simple tasks such as bring meals to the patients' rooms,assist the hospital staff move a patient from one room to another room,or walk a patient out when he/she is being discharged.

A:I I thought the hospital already has staff to do all that type of work?

B:Well,not all hospitals have the budget to hire so many efore they rely on volunteers,such as myself,to come in during weekends to give a hand.

A:That sounds like a great thing to do.I would be interested in becoming a volunteer too!

B:That's come with me this Sunday.I'll give you a call around 9am and we can meet at the bus stop.

A:OK!See you then.

  2人英語口語對話4

A:Nowadays,it seems that everything is changing rapidly.

B:Sure,even the do you think of love?

A:Usually,love refers to the passion between male and generally speaking,it refers to the inner warm feeling between children and parents,wife and husband,even teachers and students.

B:Have you found that such kind of general love is changing?

A:Needless to say,it is also of the love cannot be called love any relation between people is changing with the development of the society and the modern science as well.

B:An example?

A:Well,let's say love between a man and a and more young people are talking about houses,cars and income before their marriages.

B:I t sounds pure love at all.

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  2人英語口語對話5

hey,dude

How are you doing these days?

good,

happened?

It's complicated,My mum and my dad divorced...

What? why?>

My mum has got a better job in dad wanted my mum to my mum wanted to get the ., a word,I;m really upset now...

Be strong,man.U've still got ya friends,which means me.

Thanks,I really appreciate that..

By the is ur sis now>

Oh,U mean Jasmine?She's fine.

Thanks God.

What?U like her?No ...

Hey...I'll never like her...U do ,right?

,

  2人英語口語對話6

Hu is leading China

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

Bush: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

Bush: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

Bush: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

Bush: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

Bush: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

Bush: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

Bush: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

Bush: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?