Shave Your Face 刮鬍子

I hate shaving.

我討厭刮鬍子。

Me too.

我也是。

I just cut myself again.

我又一次自己刮。

Did you use a new blade?

你用新刀片了嗎？

It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.

沒關係。舊刀片可以刮，新刀片也可以刮。

Maybe you should use an electric shaver.

或許你應該用電動剃鬚刀。

They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.

它們有很大噪音，但是不會有刮傷的危險。

Maybe you should stop shaving.

或許你不該再刮鬍子。

And grow a beard?

然後讓鬍子長起來？

Sure. Why not?

當然。爲什麼不呢？

Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.

因爲食物和其他東西會粘在我的鬍子上。

Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.

嗯。我有個主意。把剃鬚膏塗在臉上讓貓咪舔乾淨。

What?

什麼？

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