保证没走错

对于很多同学来说，英语一直都是很受欢迎，但是当英语遇上幽默，那感觉简直就是酸爽。下面是小编为您收集整理的保证没走错，供大家参考!

　保证没走错

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。

A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

几分钟后，他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道：

"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a Moment ago?"

“对不起，请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?”

"Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

“是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼。”

"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

“噢，不，我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。”

NOTES:1. to be on the safe side 为了安全起见

例：Just to be on the safe side, we have to leave ASAP. 为了慎重起见，我们必须尽快地离开这里。

* ASAP 是 as soon as possible 的缩写，这个很常用，大家要记住哦~2. make one's way 向……进发，朝……走去

例：I made my way towards the harbor. 我朝港口的方向走。3. at the head of... 在……的最前面;相反，“在……的结尾，末端”就是 at the end of...4. step on one's foot 踩到某人的脚

如果你不慎踩到了别人的脚，别忘了好好道歉哦：Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your foot. 对不起，我不是故意踩你的。

　　昂贵的代价

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。