英語笑話:Repetition Has Many Applications 學以致用

In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,

"The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's throats. Even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don't everforget to repeat, repeat, repeat. It's the only way to get results and sell our products!"

So, the employee said, "Yes, sir!"

Then the boss said, "Now, what was it you came to see me about?"

And the employee replied, "Well, sir, it's about a raise, a raise, a raise!"銷售公司的老闆對一位員工訓話：

“重要的是要記得重複、重複、重複！‘不斷重複’是重要關鍵！推銷產品時，要用盡各種方法對客户不斷反覆地遊説，對他們進行疲勞轟炸。情況需
要的話，即使讓對方對你厭惡、反感也在所不惜。就是不要忘記‘重複再重複！’這是得到業績、銷售產品的不二法門！”

員工回答：“老闆，瞭解了！”

老闆又説：“好，現在説説看你們來找我有什麼事？”

員工回答：“老闆，我要加薪！加薪！加薪！”