女人哭的時候男人在想什麼大綱
Genuinely curious as to his thought process, I just asked my husband this question.
我剛剛問過我丈夫這個問題，出於我對他的思考過程真是太好奇了。
Me: Babe, what do you think when you see me crying?
我說：“親愛的，你看見我哭的時候，是什麼感受啊？”
Husband: Oh, shit.
我丈夫說：“噢，你妹的。”
There was zero hesitation on his part.
他完全沒有任何猶豫地脫口而出了。
Whenever I see a woman crying the famous words from Matthew Henry start playing in my head.
每當我看到一個女人哭泣的時候，我腦海裏都會想起馬太·亨利的名言：
“Be careful if you make a women cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s ribs. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.”
“如果你讓一個女人哭泣了，那你得小心哦，因爲上帝都記着呢。女人是從男人的肋骨中誕生的。不是從他的腳下長出去而任他隨意對待的，也不是從他的腦袋長出來而比他高一等。而是要站到他的身邊和他平起平坐，在他的臂膀下被小心呵護，放在心裏邊兒被全心愛着。”
Emergency! Emergency!! How do I fix this STAT?
紅色預警！紅色預警！這種情況下要怎麼補救？
a. Tub of Chocolate ice-cream
買桶巧克力冰淇淋給她吃！
b. Apologies
道歉
c. Generous helping of a + b?
買冰淇淋+道歉
If c. doesn't work, you're screwed!
如果C項都起不了作用，你！搞！砸！了！
