萌物語:貓咪TV show現場實錄
小編物語：Animal Planet（動物星球）是世界上第一個、也是唯一以動物爲主角的電視頻道，帶領觀衆深入認識動物的習性本能、關係及各種生活趣事。
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The first thing we saw upon entering the Kitten Green Room were these mysterious cardboard boxes.
當我們進入Kitten Green Room時，馬上就注意到了這些神祕的紙箱。
Some of the boxes said "Mew."
許多箱子上寫着“喵。”
"I'm ready for my close up!"
“我應經準備好錄像了！”
And then the Animal Planet crew OPENED THE BOXES!
“動物星球”的工作人員打開了紙箱！
"This room is scawee."
“這房間好恐怖。”
There were lots of hands in the Kitten Green Room to make sure all the stars got petted enough.
Kitten Green Room有許多的工作人員，以保證每隻小貓都能夠得到充分的照顧。
"Ohhghh Gavon, you've got the touch."
“哦，Gavon，你抓住我了。”
"I'm so tall. Is it because I'm about to be a celebrity?"
“我好高啊。我要變成明星了麼？”
(sniff sniff) "Do I know you?"
（嗅，嗅）“我認識你嗎？”
And then the kittens took to the field to stretch out and warm up.
小貓們被放到場內熱身。
"Oh geez, what's going on here?"
“哦，這是怎麼回事？”
"Huh! A sproingy mouse?? Imuna get it!"
“老鼠？我要抓住它！”
"Come here often?"
“嗨，老兄，你常來這兒嗎？”
And then the confetti happened!! This man has a pretty amazing job.
接下來是飛舞的彩紙！這位老兄做得太棒了。
"I've seen too much."
“切……這種場面我見多了。”
The kittens started out apprehensive...
這些小貓看上去憂慮不安的……
explored the new terrain...
探索新大陸……
tested the confetti waters...
遨遊彩紙屑的海洋……
then TOTAL MAYHEM!!
一團亂！
"I was taken out for stealing the show?? I am the show!"
“搶鏡了？不對，我纔是主角！”
"I'm monna!"
“我是優雅的蒙娜麗莎！”
Some of them were taken off the field for roughhousing. "She started it." "Bitch."
有些貓咪因爲互相打鬧被請出了現場。“是她先動手的。”“大壞蛋。”
And then everybody was taken back to the Kitten Green Room.
接下來，貓咪們被帶回Kitten Green Room。
"Awwh, is it over? But I was so close to getting the sproingy mouse!"
“這就結束了嗎？我就差一點兒就抓住那隻老鼠了！”
"Are you sure you don't want to adopt me? I will sleep on your chest and make purrring noises."
“你真的不領養我嗎？我會趴在你胸口上睡覺，發出輕輕的鼾聲。”
And then off they went back to the shelter for bowls of milk and hopefully adoption. The end.
最後，這些貓咪會回到住所，吃點牛奶，並等待好心人來將它們帶走。
