一年級爆笑英語小笑話閱讀

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　　一年級爆笑英語小笑話篇1

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?"

"no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."

“服務員，”用餐者不耐煩地叫道，“我必須整晚坐在這兒捱餓嗎?”

“不，先生，我們9點關門。”

　　一年級爆笑英語小笑話篇2

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieceswhen laying?

兒子：爲什麼母雞的腿這麼短呢?

父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了?

　　一年級爆笑英語小笑話篇3

A Great Man

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名偉人

老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎?

學生：當然。因爲到目前爲止，還沒有人活到400多歲。

　　一年級爆笑英語小笑話篇4

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the countryroads，see how the farms looked，and farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer inhis yard， holding a pig up in his hands，and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from anapple tree. The city man said to the farmer，I see that your pig likes apples，but isnt that quitea waste of time? The farmer replied，"Whats time to a pig?"

一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?那位農夫回答說，時間對豬有什麼意義?

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