英語笑話10字
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。本站小編整理了10字英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
A：如果你發現你丈夫與別的女人約會你會怎麼做?
B:lill open one eye and close one eye.
B：我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。
A:How kind you are!
A:你太善良了!
B：No，I'II shoot him!
B：不，我要射死他
10字英語笑話篇二Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”
妻子對整天坐在那裏看報紙的丈夫說：¨我希望我就是報紙，這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”
Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."
丈夫說：¨我也希望你是報紙，那樣的話我可以天天換新的。"
10字英語笑話篇三why is he howling
他爲什麼喊
dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.
牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的腳呀!
10字英語笑話篇四On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?
在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機。我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機。薩爾問店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機嗎?”
"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
“我說，小夥子，”店主回答說，”我可不管你買了之後怎麼處理它。”
10字英語笑話篇五A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
一位年輕的丈夫下班回到家裏，發現新娘心煩意亂。“我心裏太難受了，她說，我在給你熨西裝時把褲子的臀部燒了個大洞。 ”
"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit.
“沒事兒，”丈夫安慰她說，你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。
"Yes,”said the ring up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."
”是的，“妻子高興地說，幸虧你還有一條，我後來就用它來補了這個洞了。
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