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　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：A school report

學校成績單

The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,

"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小夥子).

"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And hepointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學校成績單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：

“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發抖的兒子一眼。

“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優。”

　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：Two Birds 兩隻鳥

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎? 學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老師：請說說看。 學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：Is ink so expensive

墨水很貴嗎

Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: . Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.

兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎? 父親：不貴呀，你爲什麼這麼想? 兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點在地毯上，媽媽好象挺着急的。

　　搞笑短篇英文笑話：All Right

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."

"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."

沒關係

我趕着開車將11歲的女兒送到學校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯註:在一些國家如英國,其交通規則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。“啊噢，”意識到犯了錯誤，我說。“我剛纔拐彎是違章的。”

“我想那沒關係的，”女兒回答說：“我們後面的警車也同樣拐了彎。”

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