大學英語笑話故事閱讀
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
老師: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"裏寫的東西和你哥哥寫得一模一樣. 你是不是抄襲了他的?
Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.
Clyde: 不是這樣的,老師! 我們倆養的是同一只狗狗.
大學英語笑話故事：
慢行的標誌
Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
老師: Frank, 說爲什麼你遲到了.
Frank : Because of the sign.
Frank: 因爲,,因爲那個標誌.
Teacher: What sign?
老師: 神馬標誌??
Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.
Frank: 那個寫着,前方是學校, "慢行"的標誌...
大學英語笑話故事：中間戰術Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.
三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：大減價!特便宜!
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價!大折扣!
中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫着：入口處。子付帳。“零錢不用找了。”他說。
大學英語笑話故事：錢不用找了Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時，我與一名準備買東西的顧客發生了一場爭論。他對購買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說它要三十五美分開價過高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
大的美女編輯們我指出這本書保存狀況頗好，納什是個有趣的詩人，這個要價是合理的。他說這是個原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳。“零錢不用找了。”他說。
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