輕鬆爆笑英語笑話

笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起着重要調劑作用。下面本站小編爲大家帶來輕鬆爆笑英語笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!

At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.

A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."

在藝術博物館裏，擺着維納斯雕像前的指示牌“請勿觸摸”非常顯眼，很容易看到。

有個幼兒看看指示牌，又看看雕像，然後很淡漠地說：“誰都看到她是掉了一隻手嘛!”

A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.

One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, "I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with you and mama."

有個男孩非常頑皮，不肯在睡覺前做祈禱。

有一天他的父親告誡他說，如果他老是這樣，就上不了天堂的。男孩大哭起來：“我不喜歡一個人上天堂，我要同你和媽媽一起去。”

Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong.

One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His Mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, however, pleaded.

"Come on, Mommy, you must come."

"I don't understand the game," she replied.

"But it's in English, Mommy!"

我們四歲的兒子說英語和德語，自從到香港居住後，他也能說上幾句廣東話。

一天我準備帶他去看橄欖球比賽。她媽媽不喜歡看橄欖球，爲自己安排了一個休閒的下午，我們的兒子求他的媽媽道：

“媽媽，你還是去吧你，應該和我們一起去”

“我不懂這種比賽”她回答。

“媽媽，比賽是用英語講的。”