爆笑英語笑話加翻譯合集
願得一人心是個童話，白首不分離是個笑話。下面是本站小編帶來的爆笑英語笑話加翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
(一)
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道："爸爸，'醉'字是什麼意思?" "唔，孩子，"父親回答說，"你瞧那兒站着兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。" "可是，爸爸， "孩子說，"那兒只有一個警察呀!"
(二)
有一次跟我正在火急火燎地在網上搜索怎麼破解我電腦中的病毒，我麻麻叫我吃飯，我說，麻麻我電腦中病毒啦，我先搞定了再吃。然後我麻麻就問我：
Can you get infected from the virus on your computer?你電腦的病毒會傳染給你嗎?
男盆友學的是電子工程，然後一次去我叔叔家，嬸嬸得知後眼裏放光，說：
Oh, you are an electronics engineer? Can you please repair my fridge?奧，你學電子工程的呀?那你幫我修修冰箱唄!
宿舍起火了，跟一同學說快打119啊，同學一臉茫然：
What's the phone number to 119?119的電話是多少?
聽以爲非洲友人抱怨曾經有人這麼問他：
Do you (Africans) live on top of trees?你們非洲人都住在樹頂上嗎?
一位去維也納旅行的朋友曾遭遇這樣的問題：
"Look, that's the moon. Do you have it back in China?"“看，月亮!你回國之後還能看到月亮嗎?”
碼農表示曾經被無數次這麼問過：
Oh so you are a computer engineer. Can you hack my friend's gmail account?奧，你是個碼農呀。你可以黑一下我朋友的郵箱嗎?
帶一個二貨同學一起逛論壇，他驚呼：
Dude, who is this Anon User? He seems to have knowledge of almost everything!喂，我說這個叫做“匿名”的用戶是誰啊?他懂真多啊!
爆笑英語笑話加翻譯閱讀(一)
It's not that.
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
A: No, it wasn't raining.
不是那樣的。
A：我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋溼。
B：啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!
A：不是，當時並沒有下雨。
(二)
The Fish Net
“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”
“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.
“你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安?” 老師發問道。
“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。” 小女孩回答道。
爆笑英語笑話加翻譯學習(一)
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.”
“Why use my elbow and foot?”
“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?”
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。”
“爲什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空着手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答
(二)
A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生髮誓：親愛的，請你一定要嫁給我，不然我會死掉的
女孩拒絕了。六十年後，那個男生死掉了。
