初中好笑的英語笑話大全
笑話具有的娛樂功能是其首要功能。笑話雖小,但它含有極強的語言表達技巧和人類的高超智慧,通過笑話這一問題,可以對文學乃至文化現象有深入認識。小編精心收集了初中好笑的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
多少錢?
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said , "Look，Joe! Isn' t that beautiful !”
冬天就要來了，荷曼太太想採購一大堆的東西，所以她就一直等到週六丈夫有空的時候，她拖着他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們去了許多家商店，荷曼太太買了很多很多東西。她經常停下腳步說:“看，喬伊!那個多漂亮!”
He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" And took his money out to pay for it.
他總是回答:“好吧!親愛的，多少錢?”然後掏錢去付款。
It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinks about other things，like a nice drink by the side of warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!”
他們從最後一家商店出來的時候夜幕已降臨，荷曼先生己累得筋疲力盡了，他心想着其他事情，比如，在家裏暖暖的火爐邊喝着美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道:“看，喬伊，多麼美的月亮啊!”
Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered，"All right, dear, how much is it?”
荷曼先生不假思索地答道:“好吧，親愛的，多少錢?”
初中好笑的英語笑話篇二A Good Boy 好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“再給你兩分錢。可你爲什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個賣糖果的。”
初中好笑的英語笑話篇三A school report 學校成績單
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,
"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小夥子).
"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."
父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學校成績單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：
“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發抖的兒子一眼。
“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優。”
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